Boo's Detox

From Webster's: boo -used to express contempt or disapproval or to startle or frighten. 2 boo -a shout of disapproval or contempt. 3 boo - to deride esp. by uttering boo. 4 boo -Marijuana. (will be noted here that words in webster's coming before and after above definitions are bonze -a buddhist monk, and boob -a stupid awkward person. Detox -to remove poison or toxin or effect of such from (detoxify).

Sunday, September 17, 2006

the first rule of fight club...

Did this first rule from the movie Fight Club bother anyone else?! I could barely stand it! By saying, "the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club..." IS in fact TALKING about fight club. I think it would make more sense if it was the "first unspoken rule..." But that annoys me too. Has anyone ever said to you, "it's more of an unspoken rule..." well then how is anyone ever supposed to know it's a rule?! Okay, so I will offer a solution: the first rule is... you don't talk about IT. Riddle me this, what guy who has been exposed to fight club is going to say, "don't talk about what?" "the fact that i just got new wallpaper in my office?" "your zit?" you just spent the night before beating the living honey out of each other and when someone says "don't talk about IT," you're not going to know what they mean? You show up to the office with your eye swollen shut and a fat lip and you see another member who says to you, "remember the first rule, we don't talk about it." and you say, "about what?" and they respond, "exactly." and your respond again, "no seriously about what?" another member, "don't talk about it." "about what? Fight club? I wouldn't do that, it's the first rule..."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never seen Fight Club but I do know the rule. Why can't you talk about it? I mean, wouldn't a better rule be don't talk about it to anyone other than members and only in appropriate situations. But I guess Brad Pitt would look kind of pussy putting it that way. I like how I can work Brad Pitt and little pussy into the same sentence. That takes talent. Living honey... heh, if someone beat me, I'd like it to be the living honey part.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction, just Brad Pitt and pussy. But in the following sentence, I did manage to work in little. Mistakenly, but still.. s'cuse me. It was a long day at the aquarium.

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice post about the rules to obey in the fight club......
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